“You get the picture. The marvelous thing about the human ego is that each one is slightly different. Deep inside you, there’s an enormously objectionable force yearning to leap forth and spew toxic goo all over the place. Let it… — Stanley Bing Copy Share Image
“In terms of their power over other adults, the sheer force of their monomaniacal self-interest and their utter lack of shame, they may be compared to only one other group of humans on the planet: babies.” — Stanley Bing Copy Share Image
My favorite method of procrastination is to do something else that needs doing, but not quite so imminently. Sleeping is also good, as is… — Stanley Bing Copy Share Image
“The truth is your servant, not your master. What is the truth, anyway? Does any of us really know what’s true? And is truth… — Stanley Bing Copy Share Image
"Hi," I said. She came over, licked my hand discreetly, allowed herself to be scratched for a time, chased her tail in a dignified… — Stanley Bing Copy Share Image
“Fear is like fire. If you don’t know how to handle it, it can kill you. But if you use it correctly, it can… — Stanley Bing Copy Share Image
“Cows do not sell each other hay when they are hungry. Monkeys do not sell each other bananas. Only human beings can create the… — Stanley Bing Copy Share Image
“When I was a young man I worked for a very good company that was very well run by very nice people who knew what they were doing. There was a lot of affection and we made everybody a lot of money. We would have walked into fire for Harold, our Chairman, and Carl, our President. Then they sold our… — Stanley Bing Copy Share
“The beauty part of business warfare, unless your business is importing cocaine from Colombia or covering up a nuclear fuel spill in the Midwest,… — Stanley Bing Copy Share Image
“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. That is the principal difference between a dog… — Stanley Bing Copy Share Image
“Don’t you ever turn your back on me when I’m talking. CITIGROUP SENIOR EXECUTIVE JAMIE DIMON TO THE COMPANY’S VICE CHAIRMAN, DERYCK MAUGHAN, AT… — Stanley Bing Copy Share Image
“The ways to find one’s way to Enlightenment are many. There is prayer and fasting, and some try that to great effect, but that road is severe, particularly to people with electronic scheduling software and a lot of business lunches as part of the general requirements of their jobs, not to mention drinks after work, and pretty soon fasting, if… — Stanley Bing Copy Share
“It depends on what your definition of ‘is’ is,” he told his tormentors, and many Americans shook their heads in wonder, not only at… — Stanley Bing Copy Share Image
“Solve problems, don’t create them. A huge number of very dislikable people have this aggravating habit of either creating problems they can then solve… — Stanley Bing Copy Share Image
