Quote by Stacey Rourke

“If I was slightly more attracted to men, I'd trade sexual favors for coffee like this every morning.”

— Alanea Alder

“Are you always so forthright over coffee dates?” “I don’t know. You’re the only one I ever had a crush on.” Oh, boy. “And…

— Nora Roberts

“I asked the girl at the coffee shop out on a date. Unfortunately she said no, probably because I asked her out to coffee.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I don't have a hot date. I don't even have a lukewarm date.”

— Sarah Morgan

“You’re lucky I let you have a coffee. I’m not going out with you. I’m not going to fuck you and, unless someone dies,…

— Roni O'Connell

“You guys dated, didn’t you?” “Are you insane? Not even if the continuation of our kind depended on it would I be tempted to…

— Rachel Morgan

“Unfortunately, he still hadn’t asked for my number, or a date, or my hand in marriage, and my drink was getting low.”

— Kimberly Novosel

“After that, I’d wanted to date, but I simply didn’t know how. It seemed to come natural to everyone else, pairing up and going…

— Lesa Howard

“I looked back at my relationships and noticed my dating life had been more like Con Air than Cinderella-you know, bumpy and full of…

— Cindi Madsen

“She preferred coffee as hot and strong as a devil at midnight.”

— Haruki Murakami

“Men like him should come with a warning: date at your own risk.”

— Jayde Scott

“But I tended not to date men who ever showed up for me.”

— Kimberly Novosel