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I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms are especially…

— Lynda Barry

There seems to be only one place in my house where I can have some me time without being bothered with what I'm doing:…

— Epifani Savea

When you're in the shower, suddenly everyone needs to get in the bathroom.

— Anonymous

I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on and act like I'm in a submarine that's been hit .

— Steven Wright

That awkward moment when the bathroom is silent except forthe sound of your pee and you hope the person washing their hands isnt listening.

— Anonymous

My pet peeve is hearing a knock on the bathroom door followed by the familiar words, 'What are you doing in there?

— Karen Scalf Linamen

When you took your seat I felt as if a woman had come into my bathroom and I had only the sponge to defend…

— Winston Churchill

That awkward moment when you are at someone else's house and the toilet won't flush :P :P

— Komal

Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink.

— Charles Bukowski

That terrible moment when you drop a soap while bathing.

— Anonymous

Hahahaha bathroom selfless.

— Tamika

If you grasp the bathroom door handle to exit without using a paper towel, you're right back where you started, with who-knows-whose germs on…

— Faith Salie