Romance Quote by Skye Callahan

“I’d convinced myself that girls are like small bears: cute to look at, but far too dangerous to have lunch with.”

— Jenny Lawson

“Our friendship didn’t survive. Some things are too big for other people to bear.”

— Gilly Macmillan

“I'm only sleeping on your couch because my boyfriend of two years decided it would be fun to screw my roommate and I really…

— Colleen Hoover

“Don't bite the hand that feeds you - especially if you're dining alone.”

— Kevin Ansbro

“Yes, my enormous sexual appetite tends to scare men away. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to find my dinner date.”

— Stacia Kane

“You have a roommate." "Yeah." He sounds confused. "The, um, picture on your door surprised me." "NO. No. I prefer my women with...fewer carnivorous…

— Stephanie Perkins

“Eating is not a pleasant business. I chew off a man's arm, and I hate it. Of course if I don't eat all of…

— Isaac Marion

“Well, I haven't really anything to eat at home, I began, but then stopped, as I realised that a dreary revelation of the state…

— Barbara Pym

“If your closest friends stop showing up to your barbecues, you're probably in a bad relationship.”

— Anna Faris

“You didn’t seem to see me as a woman any more. I was just this . . . roommate. A roommate you barely spoke to. I…

— Carol Mason

“But if she could be here, she probably wouldn’t be here. But that won’t stop me from ordering for two, and if I can’t…

— Jarod Kintz

“I never went downstairs to join my housemates around the television. I cooked dinner later than everyone else and carried the plate up to…

— Sara Baume