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I think that shes what we call a square, and were kind of like a lopsided, obtuse, triangle, oval all put together like a,…

— Honey Boo Boo Child

I've been in a few love triangles. I've been in a love quadrilateral.

— Beau Mirchoff

There's hardly anywhere in literature where you don't find a triangle.

— Leonard Michaels

In real life a right-angled triangle is very unlikely to have a square on its hypotenuse.

— H. F. Ellis

“In life there are squares and there are circles, sometimes it's best to be an oblong”

— Benny Bellamacina

If triangles had a god, he would have three sides.

— Anonymous

“A triangle has three points, just like the number of horns my ex had (she was 50% more evil than Satan).”

— Jarod Kintz

If triangles had a god, they would give him three sides.

— Anonymous

Most of these love triangles are wrecktangles.

— Jacob Braude

I didn't know what to say to her - I was caught in a love triangle with one dead side.

— John Green

“If triangles had a God, he'd have 3 sides.”

— Yiddish Proverb

My old geometry teacher called me and he was like yo man you need to start wearing a shirt. You're ruining my marriage.

— Drew Chadwick