"Future is like an asshole. Everybody has one.---John……" — Simon R. Green
"Future is like an asshole. Everybody has one.---John Taylor (Nightside Series)"
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37 Quotes by Simon R. Green
Simon R. Green has 37 quotes on this site.
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The harsh, unyielding reality of having to compromise your ideals bit by bit, day by day, just to achieve a…
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You know, sometimes I swear the whole universe runs on irony.
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There are any number of magical creatures, mostly female, whose singing can bring about horror and death. Sirens, undines, banshees,…
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What is the world coming to, when you can't even trust a rogue vicar and her demon lover?
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I take it you know my companion?" Oh,yes!" said Savage, his smile disappearing. "We know all about Ruby Journey. Please…
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Who's got my Jaffa Cakes? You know I can't function without Jaffa Cakes.
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Alexandra was tall and blond, with a balcony you could do Shakespeare from.
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It's hard to maintain a reputation for being grim and mysterious when you're accompanied by a brightly clad young thing,…
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We are in the dark places of the earth," said Madman. "Where all the ancient and most dangerous secrets are…
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Eddie Drood: Is this why we become agents? To play games, to chase after secrets that are rarely worth all…
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I went to a house that was not a house. I opened a door that was not a door. And…
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When God wanted a city levelled, or all the first-born slaughtered in one night, he sent an angel.
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More Asshole Quotes
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one of 331 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Whoever coined the term "Buyer Beware" was probably bleeding from the asshole.
— George Carlin
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The more complicated the order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a 'decaf grandee,…
— George Carlin
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Looking back, I realize that my life has been a series of incidents where one person has said to another,…
— George Carlin
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I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here are a few…
— George Carlin
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Recently I've been looking for something new. The past few projects I've worked on, I keep getting cast as the…
— Dave Franco
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It was only after I untied my girlfriend from being face down on the bed that I learned her screaming,…
— David Henry
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Awards are like hemorrhoids. Sooner or later every asshole gets one.
— Francois Ozon
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Came to the world at a time when it was in need of a villain / An asshole, that role…
— Eminem
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I hate the word homophobia. It's not a phobia. You are not scared. You are an asshole,
— Morgan Freeman
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Really, all religious teachings can be boiled down to: “Just be cool. Don’t be an asshole.
— Nick Offerman
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I like to go to concerts because I love to see my favorite band through the phone of the asshole…
— Demetri Martin
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It doesn't matter how much of an asshole you are, there was always someone who thought you were cool.
— Greg Proops
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