Humor Quote by Simon R. Green Download Open image ““Steal from the best, and call it research!”” — Simon R. Green ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Research Science
“If you steal from one person, that's plagiarism… If you steal from a lot of people, that's research.” — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
“I appreciate thieves who do their research, but at least you recognize worth when you see it.” — M.L. LeGette Copy Share Image
If you steal from one person is Theft, and if you steal from Lots of people is Research — Guthrie Govan Copy Share Image
“When you optimize your talents very well, you can pick money from people's pockets and nobody will ever get the guts to call you… — Israelmore Ayivor Copy Share Image
“Everybody steals in commerce and industry. I've stolen a lot myself. But I know how to steal” — Thomas Edison Copy Share Image
If you steal from one author, its plagiarism; if you steal from many, its research. — SangFroid Stalker Copy Share Image
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Worship Me Like the Goddess I Am or There Will Be Some Serious Smiting." Jubilee” — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“Don’t you dare try to out-gloom me. I’m the only one here entitled to indulge in deep dark existential brooding.” — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“He has also worked as a shop assistant, bicycle-repair mechanic, journalist, actor, eccentric dancer, and mail-order bride. He has never worked for MI5. Don’t… — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“Families – can’t live with them – can’t take them down to the river and drown them all in sacks.” — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“I am the scalpel that cuts out infection, and the heartbreak that makes men wiser.” — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“You’re the only man I know who makes the sign of the cross when confronted with broccoli.” — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“Every day there’s something which makes me think ‘I’d better ask Dad about that, I wonder what Mother would say…’ and then I remember,… — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“Never look back,” I said wisely. “All you’ll ever see are lost opportunities creeping up on you with bad intent.” — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“I’m exempt from anything I damned will feel like on the grounds that I’ll kick anyone’s ass who says otherwise.” — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
We are in the dark places of the earth," said Madman. "Where all the ancient and most dangerous secrets are kept. There are Old… — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image