Audience Quote by Simon Cowell

I get very anti-social, depressed and irritable with people. I don't have time for them. I can't make phone calls and stuff. I just…

— Simon Cowell

There's no need for me to get married. I live with someone; we're happy; end of story.

— Simon Cowell

Linda McCartney sausages were my favorite. Theyre much better than eating real sausages and you dont have to contemplate half way through exactly whats…

— Simon Cowell

My heart, my lungs, my blood - they've all been checked. I remember one of the doctors almost being disappointed when he showed me…

— Simon Cowell

I still put punctuation in my texts. If it's an 'I', I make sure it's a capital.

— Simon Cowell

It simply works. You do it twice a year. Who cares? And it balances my smoking and drinking.

— Simon Cowell

My life honestly isn't as weird as people think it is. I work longer hours, maybe I have a bit more money, but fundamentally,…

— Simon Cowell

Have I got a black book? Yes, it's called a mobile phone. I do get offers. There is no shortage of people if you…

— Simon Cowell

I like to know why a video has suddenly gone viral, why a song has broken, why a TV show is suddenly rating out…

— Simon Cowell

Good is not enough. You've got to be great.

— Simon Cowell

I got good advice once. Someone said to me: 'Live in your money rather than look at it.

— Simon Cowell

I want people to understand that from the minute Lady Gaga arrived, she created a new set of rules: being different is good; embrace…

— Simon Cowell