My life honestly isn't as weird as people think it is. I work longer hours, maybe I have a bit more money,… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
Anything I shouldn't laugh at makes me laugh. I mean, I'm bad at that, when somebody is singing something terribly and I'm… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
I met someone the other night who's 28 years old, and he hasn't worked a day since he left college because he's… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
I don't like kids that are pushed into things by stage mums, but when I can see they are having a good… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
I couldn't think of anything worse than being in an unhappy marriage. It worries me because I've seen it destroy people. — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
There's an expression in life: "You can only make one first impression." And that first impression has to be spectacular. So, I… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
As an actor, I really like Philip Seymour Hoffman. I think he's a genius. — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
I genuinely believed no one would want to marry me. I am difficult to live with. I'm selfish, quite weird and I… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
You have an advantage if you win. I always think it's best to be remembered as a winner rather than as the… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
I can't think of one person who is on TV who isn't vain. It's the nature of the beast. If you are… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
I look at him [son Eric] and I think of my dad all the time.... I was born to be a dad. — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
At 20, you're cocky and you think you can rule the world, and you get it all wrong. — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
My dad wasn't someone who was a great disciplinarian, we had a fun relationship, but he gave me really constructive advice in… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
What I'm interested in watching is to make sure that they give the right advice now to the contestants who are going… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
I think America is a hard nut to crack. But once you get a toehold, it's a great place for an entrepreneur… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
I could just sit back and get someone to spin my achievements, I suppose, but when I see others do it, I… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
When I think of invention, I always think of America. You're always seeing ads: 'Have you got the next big idea?' There… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
I think the best singers in the world, historically, are American. Britain's got its fair share, as well, but some of the… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
I think of stress as the creator of cancer and heart attacks, like a tiny little ball you feed. I believe that… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
There's one argument that says we shouldn't be putting these kids on under the age of 16. I think you've got to… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
If I go into a relationship with an artist, which at most is going to last five years, we have a 100-page… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
I think if you're an unhappy person, you're always going to be an unhappy person. You're probably going to be less unhappy… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
For the music business, social networking is brilliant. Just when you think it's doom and gloom and you have to spend millions… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
I hate belongings. I hate clutter. It really bothers me because I can't think properly. If you've got distractions in front of… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
I get very anti-social, depressed and irritable with people. I don't have time for them. I can't make phone calls and stuff. I just… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
There's no need for me to get married. I live with someone; we're happy; end of story. — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
Linda McCartney sausages were my favorite. Theyre much better than eating real sausages and you dont have to contemplate half way through exactly whats… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
My heart, my lungs, my blood - they've all been checked. I remember one of the doctors almost being disappointed when he showed me… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
I still put punctuation in my texts. If it's an 'I', I make sure it's a capital. — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
It simply works. You do it twice a year. Who cares? And it balances my smoking and drinking. — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
My life honestly isn't as weird as people think it is. I work longer hours, maybe I have a bit more money, but fundamentally,… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
Have I got a black book? Yes, it's called a mobile phone. I do get offers. There is no shortage of people if you… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
I like to know why a video has suddenly gone viral, why a song has broken, why a TV show is suddenly rating out… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
I got good advice once. Someone said to me: 'Live in your money rather than look at it. — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
I want people to understand that from the minute Lady Gaga arrived, she created a new set of rules: being different is good; embrace… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image