Anything I shouldn't laugh at makes me laugh. I mean, I'm bad at that, when somebody is singing something terribly and I'm… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
They understand what their market is and who they should be selling records to, and most importantly, they know the kind of… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
The object of this competition is not to be mean to the losers but to find a winner. The process makes you… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning. — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
I've never bought a Dylan record. A singing poet? It just bores me to tears. I've got to tell you, if I… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
We felt the time was right to open up the boundaries, and say to all of America, regardless of your age, whether… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
You sounded like someone who should be singing on a cruise ship. Halfway through your song, I wished the ship was sinking. — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
I get very anti-social, depressed and irritable with people. I don't have time for them. I can't make phone calls and stuff. I just… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
There's no need for me to get married. I live with someone; we're happy; end of story. — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
Linda McCartney sausages were my favorite. Theyre much better than eating real sausages and you dont have to contemplate half way through exactly whats… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
My heart, my lungs, my blood - they've all been checked. I remember one of the doctors almost being disappointed when he showed me… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
I still put punctuation in my texts. If it's an 'I', I make sure it's a capital. — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
It simply works. You do it twice a year. Who cares? And it balances my smoking and drinking. — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
My life honestly isn't as weird as people think it is. I work longer hours, maybe I have a bit more money, but fundamentally,… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
Have I got a black book? Yes, it's called a mobile phone. I do get offers. There is no shortage of people if you… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
I like to know why a video has suddenly gone viral, why a song has broken, why a TV show is suddenly rating out… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
I got good advice once. Someone said to me: 'Live in your money rather than look at it. — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
I want people to understand that from the minute Lady Gaga arrived, she created a new set of rules: being different is good; embrace… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
