““I’ve already been saying yes. I have been saying yes to being fat. Which is WHY I’m now so fat. I’m not a failure; I’m successfully fat. I didn’t let go of the wheel; I just turned the car down the fat road. I have been saying yes to fatness. And you know what? Why the hell wouldn’t I? Being fat has been easier for me. It has worked for me. I wouldn’t have done it if it didn’t. Being fat made me happy.””