“Sooo ER'BODDDDDY meet my bitch jamey (dope chick) it not my ault if she can find a cute pic of her but it's 10:33 pm and I'm tired as fuck ! Yes, sitting on this rock is more comfortable than sitting on you. Now cough up my 20 bucks! :P and gosh That moment when you realize you should have Befriended someone a while ago because they are AMAZING! it's so nice that you're willing to have sex with me to prove to my dad I'm not gay. and We need to post ateast one picture of what we were doing tonight so everyone will know just how awesome we wish it had been.If everyone was as perfect as us two bitches…well wait they couldn't be!!!! Bwhahahaha. I can't say we're not friends, but you sure are an asshole. I love you with the love of Jesus, but stop talking to me before I've had my morning coffe! As your best friend, I promise to always fake laugh at your jokes,even when I don't think they are funny. I'd shake your hand except scratching my butt has gotten to be sort of a hobby.love u <3”
