“HERE GOES MY BITCH !! (THE ONE IN WHITE TEE) i've known u forever , ur the 1st one to inbox me and iloveyou from deep my heart,THIS JUST IN!! You make my best friend cry, and I will come to your house and make you beg for forgiveness...or mercy. Which ever comes first! All of my friends are assholes. Which is exactly why we're all friends. and sometimes I'm like :I wonder if she's still mad at me. Oh wait, she just liked my status. We're good. Together forever, never apart. Maybe in distance, but never in heart.She's such a sweet pup. Just don't ever ask me the German word for kill when she's in the area.If you're going to go down the wrong path, bring a friend.You can press the asshole button or I can be the joker, the jester, and the rock to hold it all up. Chose which button you push wisely.If you ever see me washing blood off of an old hammer, it's best that you say nothing.You're a Liar, a Thief, and a Whore. We should hang out sometime. I love u so muxh <3333”