"Guy1: Did you know that sugar is the……" — Sheryne Brooks

"Guy1: Did you know that sugar is the only word in the English language that the su makes a sh sound? Guy2: Really? Guy1: Yeah, for sure."

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42 Quotes by Sheryne Brooks

Sheryne Brooks has 42 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Today, after 4 days of constipation, I finally pooped. Sadly, I was not on the toilet. FML
Girls get cramps, bloating and irritability. Guys should get a good strong kick in the balls once a month
Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
According to parents we're too young for love, too old for fun, too smart to play dumb and too immature…
Today I tried to prank Call Dominos Pizza, the conversation went like this: Me: Is this the Krusty Krab? the…
So today at school.. We had a special visitor. He asked the audience, If you could choose between either having…
Mom: Who are you texting? Me: Someone. Mom: Why can't you tell me? Me: A boy. Mom: What's his name?…
Guy ( 16 years ) : Do you want to marry me ? Girl ( 16 years ) : WTF…
Mother: We're in a dorm Me: Yeah? Mother: I can hear you crying... Me: Sorry.. my heart is broken. I…
Baby mosquito comes back after first time of flying: Mom Mosquito: How do it feel? Baby Mosquito: It was.. wonderful!…
I went to the grocery store where my boyfriend works. I wanted to surprise him, so I went up behind…
Dad:why you crying? Girl:my boyfriend dumped me! Dad:(grabs shot gun) I'll be back..while later dad comes back, Girl:what the hell!…

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More English Quotes

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Well, I'm having a good time. Which makes me feel guilty too. How very English. — David Attenborough
You hear doom and gloom about the Internet ruining young people's command of English - that's nonsense. — Margaret Atwood
I can scarcely manage to scribble a tolerable English letter. I know that I am not a scholar, but meantime… — John James Audubon
No real English gentleman, in his secret soul, was ever sorry for the death of a political economist. — Walter Bagehot
Kingsley Amis was one of a trio of brilliant comic novelists who made English literature sparkle in the twentieth century. — Russell Baker
'Batman' took 10 months to film, and by the time I stopped working on it, it took a long time… — Christian Bale
I look at myself, and I see a Spanish person who's trying to be understood by an English-speaking audience and… — Javier Bardem
I'm very sensitive to the English language. I studied the dictionary obsessively when I was a kid and collect old… — Drew Barrymore
I was crossing the English Channel with a carbon-fiber wing on my back. — Felix Baumgartner
I do love cricket - it's so very English. — Sarah Bernhardt
The English may not like music, but they absolutely love the noise it makes. — Thomas Beecham
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. — Robert Benchley

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