"DID YOU KNOW? That if you put your……" — Sheryne Brooks
"DID YOU KNOW? That if you put your ear up against a strangers leg, you can hear them say: WTF are you doing?"
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42 Quotes by Sheryne Brooks
Sheryne Brooks has 42 quotes on this site.
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Today, after 4 days of constipation, I finally pooped. Sadly, I was not on the toilet. FML
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Girls get cramps, bloating and irritability. Guys should get a good strong kick in the balls once a month
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Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
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According to parents we're too young for love, too old for fun, too smart to play dumb and too immature…
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Today I tried to prank Call Dominos Pizza, the conversation went like this: Me: Is this the Krusty Krab? the…
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So today at school.. We had a special visitor. He asked the audience, If you could choose between either having…
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Mom: Who are you texting? Me: Someone. Mom: Why can't you tell me? Me: A boy. Mom: What's his name?…
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Guy ( 16 years ) : Do you want to marry me ? Girl ( 16 years ) : WTF…
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Mother: We're in a dorm Me: Yeah? Mother: I can hear you crying... Me: Sorry.. my heart is broken. I…
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Baby mosquito comes back after first time of flying: Mom Mosquito: How do it feel? Baby Mosquito: It was.. wonderful!…
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I went to the grocery store where my boyfriend works. I wanted to surprise him, so I went up behind…
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Dad:why you crying? Girl:my boyfriend dumped me! Dad:(grabs shot gun) I'll be back..while later dad comes back, Girl:what the hell!…
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More Ear Quotes
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one of 1,176 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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The ear tends to be lazy, craves the familiar and is shocked by the unexpected; the eye, on the other…
— Wystan Hugh Auden
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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise…
— Dave Barry
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Here is everything which can lay hold of the eye, ear and imagination - everything which can charm and bewitch…
— John Adams
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I got some media coverage for using the tail, the ear, the oink.
— Mario Batali
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Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves…
— Thomas Beecham
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Anyone who tries to keep track of what is happening in China is going to end up by wearing all…
— Robert Benchley
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Music makes us want to live. You don't know how many times people have told me that they'd been down…
— Mary J. Blige
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To sing a song is like whispering to a child's ear. It is an art heavily relying on improvisation.
— Andrea Bocelli
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Eloquent speech is not from lip to ear, but rather from heart to heart.
— William Jennings Bryan
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Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment,…
— Leo Buscaglia
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Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
— Samuel Butler
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When music fails to agree to the ear, to soothe the ear and the heart and the senses, then it…
— Maria Callas
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