Quote by Sherrilyn Kenyon

I snuck a bunch of booze into work today, using my stomach.

— Orebela Gbenga

“We shared an explosive enthusiasm that we blasted out of our bodies with alcohol.”

— Ariel Levy

“According to scientists, alcohol is a solution. —T-SHIRT”

— Darynda Jones

I always think, after the second glass of wine, you should be putting something in your stomach.

— Padma Lakshmi

“Breathe in the smell of exhaust and body odor, breathe out your health and sanity.”

— Jason Fried

“One should not chug an entire glass of wine at an elegant dinner party. I start hacking and coughing, having practically water-boarded myself out…

— Lisa Daily

“Is there anything in this place to drink that didn’t once filter through internal organs?”

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“That night, the booze felt great, as the warmth of the wine in my stomach spread through my body. I didn't like feeling stupid…

— John Green

“If you drink anymore, you're going to be positively flammable.”

— Michaela Haze

“I wear my shirts backwards and inside out. It helps give my genitals more breathing room.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Unfurl your muscles. Slip off your skin. Drop your guts in a heap on the floor.” I felt my airway constrict. Damn, this was…

— Christina Lee

“I’d never touched alcohol—doesn’t mix too well with crazy pills—but I knew at that moment what it must feel like to be drunk. Everything…

— Myra McEntire