Funny as hell Quote by Sherrilyn Kenyon

Bubba was the one person who wouldn’t even bat an eyelash that Nick was talking to an “imaginary” friend. Heck, he’d probably bring one…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“Oh, goody.” – Nick “Did you say something?” – Mark “Uh, yeah. I said, ‘Oh, goody.’ As in I get to clean this mess…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“Don't drink the water, fish fuck in it”

— Ade Bozzay

“You can’t drown in Fred water if the cruise ship is full of salmon tacos.” Sloan”

— Colleen Hoover

“I am fairly certain that I was the first Seven Sisters grad to eat duck liver chased with a Diet Coke in the lobby…

— Piper Kerman

“Sam and Bill and I would cut a hole in a watermelon and fill it with rum so Jimmy didn’t know we were drinking.…

— Charles Brandt

“did a lot of wine drinking overseas. I used the wine over there the way the jeeps used gasoline. And I kept it up…

— Charles Brandt

“I was keeping Bubba from committing a felony. No offense, but ‘he’s a zombie, Your Honor, don’t electrocute me’ isn’t a viable excuse. Believe…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“Grits Pearl of Wisdom #13: If anyone tries to tell you a Southern girl shouldn’t drink, just tell them the truth: we don’t drink,…

— Deborah Ford

“repeated. “I was only turning to take a look at Steve again. And don’t you talk like that to a lady—” Big Joe shoved…

— C.L. Bevill

“Bah. What’s a little water to a pirate? (Barney) A bout of pneumonia if he’s not careful. (Morgan)”

— Kinley MacGregor

“Unfortunately for you, Scotty,' I said, removing his hand, 'they don't serve a drink called the Idiotfucker.”

— Megan McCafferty