Sarcastic humor Quote by Sherrilyn Kenyon

“... but the corset had the odd power of making her seem somehow more naked; it turned her into a forbidden, armored creature with…

— Jeffrey Eugenides

“I'm the son and heir to the Duke of Sardis. I could walk into that ballroom naked with Alcibiades balanced on my head, and…

— Rosamund Hodge

“She would wrap her coils around him in tender confinement and be not his captive, but his captor.”

— Julie C. Dao

“I could easily imagine him on a battlefield ripping his enemies in half with his bare hands. Throw a kilt and a broadsword across…

— Grace Goodwin

“...we'll have a duel in the morning on the moors. Plenty of fog. It will be quite dramatic, I daresay.”

— Julianne Donaldson

“was going to fight to keep the elusive Horde King as my own. Every beauty needed a beast, and he was mine.”

— Amelia Hutchins

“Nay, even Christ's indivisible tunic, which His executioners were unwilling to divide, these wretches have dared to rend.”

— Pope Alexander I of Alexandria

“The more pliable the prince, the more power they had. And who could be more pliable than a simple girl, playing at the throne?”

— Kiersten White

“Something about him called to her, like one of her wounded beasts, and she could not turn him away. She needed his name and…

— Tracy Anne Warren

“She could feel the ire and aggression rolling off the hooded guard in front of her, see how tightly, eagerly, he clutched the hilts…

— Sarah J. Maas

“Why give a horse to a man who cannot ride? The sword was the kingdom, he says.”

— George R.R. Martin

“I still say that if Guinevere had been in charge, the legends would have ended much differently. And for the better. We would still…

— Ellie Macdonald