Quote by Shannon McKenna Download Open image ““You use your tits the way a ninja assassin uses nunchuks.”” — Shannon McKenna ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“If I’m in a room with nunchuks you might as well forget it. It’s like putting down a plate of peanut butter cookies, I cannot resist picking them up. I will invariably grab those nunchuks and start flipping them around, whirling them through the air and within seconds my whole face is bruised and bleeding. I can’t work ’em. I… — Ron Burgundy Copy Share
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“Wow. My feminist sensibilities are outraged,” she murmured. “Yeah? I’ll outrage them like they’ve never been outraged before.” — Shannon McKenna Copy Share Image
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“Anybody bugs you, anybody at all, I’ll rip off both his arms. You got me?” She tried to smile. “That’s sweet, Davy. Bloodthirsty, but… — Shannon McKenna Copy Share Image
“Aaro's mouth tightened. "I knew it," he said. "I knew, as soon as I saw who was calling, that this would be another massive… — Shannon McKenna Copy Share Image
“She set the coffee down beside him with a thud that made the liquid slosh over the rim and sat down a couple of… — Shannon McKenna Copy Share Image
“If you’re ever short on cash, you could set up a booth and charge the ladies to massage your bod.” “Oh yeah?” His voice… — Shannon McKenna Copy Share Image
“I'm an excellent pastry chef. My pie crust is better than my Zia Rosa's. Come on back to the kitchen. I'll make a chocolate… — Shannon McKenna Copy Share Image
“He probably ate girls like her for breakfast. They all did. They all had. She had no intention of being eaten for breakfast, ever… — Shannon McKenna Copy Share Image
“If she had learned anything in the past weeks it was that there was enough to be ashamed of in the course of a… — Shannon McKenna Copy Share Image
“Your luck is about to change, Abby.' His voice was low and velvety. 'I know a lot about you. I know how to get… — Shannon McKenna Copy Share Image
