Humor Quote by Jane Seville Download Open image ““Maybe I could be a ninja assassin too, Jack thought.”” — Jane Seville ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“So what you’re really saying is that you were attacked by ninjas.” — K.L. Penington Copy Share Image
“I'll probably never fully become what I wanted to be when I grew up, but that's probably because I wanted to be a ninja… — Cassandra Duffy Copy Share Image
“Not without an army of ninjas behind me am I letting you into my house.” — Nina Malkin Copy Share Image
“My name is Blake Turner, and I have been recruited by the super awesome Ninja Spy Agency to become a real ninja spy.” — William Thomas Copy Share Image
“I launched into a graceful ninja-like front roll, then stood my ground to face the monstrous heathen, fearless in my determination to vanquish the… — A and E Kirk Copy Share Image
“I mean, we're ninjas." "Well maybe you're a ninja," I said "You're just a really loud, awkward ninja," Margo said, "but we are both… — John Green Copy Share Image
Okay," Claire finally said. "I admit, he has significant ninja qualities." "Booyah. I will summon the ninja. Oh, and take a lunch break while… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“And how do you really feel? Like I'll never recover. Like I'll never draw another breath without half of it being a wish for… — Jane Seville Copy Share Image
“Yeah, it’s just that… well, most of the time in names, D is followed by some more letters. Like –onald, or –avid.” — Jane Seville Copy Share Image
“Neither of us is gonna be able to walk tomorrow." "Who needs ta walk? Dunno 'bout you but I ain't plannin' ta leave this… — Jane Seville Copy Share Image
“Kissing Jack wasn't what he'd expected. Not letting himself do it for this long now seemed kind of stupid ... or a lot stupid.… — Jane Seville Copy Share Image
“Check if anyone’s following us,” HAL said from the backseat. “How do I know that?” “Uh… look in the rearview mirror.” — Jane Seville Copy Share Image
“Okay." He let his eyes close and it was a relief; not just of relief of minutes, but of years.” — Jane Seville Copy Share Image
“He stood before the door, feeling uncharacteristically nervous. Hi. Uh... how are ya? No, no. Hello, Jack. I'm back. Shit, that fuckin' rhymes. Sounds… — Jane Seville Copy Share Image
“My grandma always had chocolate-covered cherries," D said, his tone curled at the edges, like he'd surprised himself with the memory. Jack slid up… — Jane Seville Copy Share Image
“You got a better word for a guy who's swept my chimney five times in one night?" -Dr. Jack Francisco” — Jane Seville Copy Share Image
“He paused at the bedroom door, shut his eyes, took a deep breath, and walked right out like it was any other morning, and… — Jane Seville Copy Share Image
“No, Jack, we cain’t sneak by. These aren’t movie bad guys who don’t got no peripheral vision and we can just slip past while… — Jane Seville Copy Share Image
“D snorted. “Gotta be prepared.” He looked up at Jack’s face, frowning. “What?” Jack shrugged. “It’s just….” He sighed. “I’m starting to see words… — Jane Seville Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
