Failure Quote by Shakira

The worst mistake of a woman is to go to the kitchen, because then she never gets out of there.

— Shakira

D0nt All0w Y0ur W0unds, T0 Turn Y0u In A Pers0n Y0u Are N0t..!!

— Anonymous

“Rule number one: never assume your mate spends all her time in the kitchen.”

— Nicky Charles

“He called the operator from the phone in the kitchen and then left a message for Mr. Keane at his office. As luck would…

— Alice McDermott

Be y0urself and l0ve wh0 y0u are and be pr0ud. Bc0z y0u were b0rn this way, baby

— Lady Gaga

I was always told to be a cook in the kitchen, a lady in the parlor and a wh--e in the bedroom.

— Melissa Gorga

The first mistake to forgive guy's, the woman is first biggest mistake

— Mak_786

“Tired of his lack of understanding, she asked him for an unusual birthday gift: that for one day he would take care of the…

— Gabriel García Márquez

The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen and a cook in bed

— Geoffrey Gorer

“What would your word be?" Twiss said. Something to do with baking. Whenever Milly could scrape together enough flour, sugar, and butter, she'd bake…

— Rebecca Rasmussen

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— Anonymous

Everything happens in the kitchen. Life happens in the kitchen.

— Andrew Zimmern