Creatures Quote by Seth Grahame-Smith

I think zombies have always been an easy metaphor for hard times. Because they're this big, faceless, brainless group of evil things that will…

— Seth Grahame-Smith

put the car in "d" set the compass to "n" and get the "f"out of there

— Seth Grahame-Smith

“I think common-looking people are the best in the world. That's why the Lord makes so many of them.”

— Seth Grahame-Smith

If you write really good material, the rest just falls into place. There's really no trick to it.

— Seth Grahame-Smith

No ninjas! How was that possible? Five daughters brought up at home without any ninjas! I never heard of such a thing. Your mother…

— Seth Grahame-Smith

“Elisabeth and Darcy merely looked at one another in awkward silence, until the latter reached both arms around her. She was frozen. "What does…

— Seth Grahame-Smith

“The one thing people loved more than an outlaw was seeing him punished.”

— Seth Grahame-Smith

“Minions of Satan don’t react well to the Eucharist.”

— Seth Grahame-Smith

“She remembered the lead ammunition in her pocket and offered it to him. 'Your balls, Mr. Darcey?'He reached out and closed her hand around…

— Seth Grahame-Smith

“An empty theater is a promise unfulfilled.In a few hours, everything around him would be light and noise. Laughter and applause. Colorful people packed…

— Seth Grahame-Smith

“For every rod of wet bamboo upon the student's back, the teacher deserves two.”

— Seth Grahame-Smith

“Depart then, impious one! Depart, accursed one! Depart with all your deceits, for God has willed that man should be his temple!”

— Seth Grahame-Smith