Cats Quote by Sebastien de Castell

“When you're fighting a crowd, it's good to shout potentially threatening things like "Crossbows!" or "Fire!" or "Giant Flying Cat!" every once in a while.” quote by Sebastien de Castell — Download Open image

““When you're fighting a crowd, it's good to shout potentially threatening things like "Crossbows!" or "Fire!" or "Giant Flying Cat!" every once in a while.””

Sebastien de Castell

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“Words matter. Without words you can't have stories and without stories we would never have heard of the Greatcoats.”

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“Happiness is a series of grains of sand spread out in a desert of violence and anguish.”

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“History is written by the victors,’ she said, ‘but the truth has a way of revealing itself.”

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“I stared in awe as Ferius shuffled the deck, her hands moving smoothly and confidently as the cards flipped around her fingers. It was…

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“All right, you hairless skinbag sons of bitches. Which one of you wants it first? - Reichis”

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“Gods, man, don't you start now,' I said softly. 'We're going to get a terrible reputation if we just keep travelling across the countryside…

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“I'm a woman, kid. You probably haven't met one before, coming as you do from this backward place, but it's like a man only smarter and with bigger balls. - Ferius”

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