Democracy Quote by Sean Donlon

The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. AND The Republicans…

— P. J. O'Rourke

Republicans are people who, if you were drowning 50 feet from shore, would throw you a 25-foot rope and tell you to swim the…

— S. I. Hayakawa

The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live off each other, while the Republicans,…

— Will Rogers

“I saw America's economy last night, people raiding dumpsters at a higher rate than normal in my home town. Digging through garbage shouldn't be…

— Carroll Bryant

The Republican party is the party of nostalgia. It seeks to return America to a simpler, more innocent and moral past that never actually…

— Jon Stewart

The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is that the Democrat is a cannibal, they live off each other, while the Republicans live…

— Will Rogers

Democrats consider the people as the safest depository of power in the last resort; they cherish them, therefore, and wish to leave in them…

— Thomas Jefferson

Republicans spend and borrow, Democrats tax and spend.

— Stan Jones

Republicans buy sneakers, too.

— Michael Jordan

Democrats are people who raise your taxes and spend your money on weird stuff. They steal your guns, and they spit on your faith.

— Grover Norquist

The Democrats in particular are do-nothing guys.

— Peter George Peterson

The Democrats think Republicans are stealing elections. The Republicans think Democrats are stealing elections. And those of us independent of the two old parties…

— Kevin Zeese