"Any man can fart in a closed room……" — Scott Lynch

"Any man can fart in a closed room and say that he commands the wind"

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53 Quotes by Scott Lynch

Scott Lynch has 53 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

A boy may be as disagreeable as he pleases, but when a girl refuses to crap sunshine on command, the…
Nobody admires anyone else without qualification. If they do they're after an image, not a person.
Enlightenment! When it comes, it comes like a brick to the head, doesn't it?
I think it’s fairly common for writers to be afflicted with two simultaneous yet contradictory delusions, the burning certainty that…
You're one third bad intentions,one third pure avarice,and one eighth sawdust.What's left,I'll credit,must be brains.
I'm speaking of the pursuit of excellence in all things. All things! Presence of mind and devotion to craft. A…
Worst of all, the inner vault is guarded by a live dragon, attended by fifty naked women armed with poisoned…
I suspect this is all gonna end in screaming and drowning
There are only three people in life you can never fool--pawnbrokers, whores, and your mother. Since your mother's dead, I've…
... It's perfect! Locke would appreciate it." "Bug," Calo said, "Locke is our brother and our love for him knows…
Advice,' Doña Vorchenza chuckled. 'Advice. The years play a sort of alchemical trick, transmuting one's mutterings to a state of…
My name's Jean Tannen, and I'm the ambush.

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