"If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the……" — Scott Dikkers
"If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you."
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9 Quotes by Scott Dikkers
Scott Dikkers has 9 quotes on this site.
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Dear God, I understand that if I fail to believe in you, I'll burn in hell for eternity. Thanks for…
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That special bond you think you have with your pet is imaginary. As long as it has food and water,…
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A true friend is a gift from God. Since God doesn't exist, guess what? Neither do true friends.
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Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very…
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Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood…
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Your pet is not your friend. It is your hostage.
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You have sexual tendencies that are not normal, and you should be ashamed of them.
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I respect your right to hold your religious beliefs, and if they help you, I think that's great. I would,…
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