Animal Quote by Scott Dikkers

It is fun to think about your pet moonlighting as a water delivery man, or a bouncer at a bar. Thinking about your dog…

— Eric Stonestreet

There is a huge difference between a dog that is going to eat you in your mind and an actual dog that's going to…

— Jim Carrey

We are pretty sure that we and our pets share the same reality, until one day we come home to find that our wistful,…

— Merrill Markoe

The dog is a reflection of your energy, of your behavior. You have to ask, 'What am I doing?' That's the right question to…

— Cesar Millan

A dog will stay stupid. That's why we love them so much. The entire time we know them, they're idiots. Think of your dog.…

— Jerry Seinfeld

You own a dog with the knowledge that it will move through the stages of existence in fast forward, providing you with a lesson…

— Antonya Nelson

Hunger and fear are the only realities in dog life: an empty stomach makes a fierce dog.

— Robert Falcon Scott

Before you get a dog, you can't quite imagine what living with one might be like; afterward, you can't imagine living any other way.

— Caroline Knapp

You cannot share your life with a dog, as I had done in Bournemouth, or a cat, and not know perfectly well that animals…

— Jane Goodall

The cat will mew, and dog will have his day.

— William Shakespeare

The dog has an enviable mind; it remembers the nice things in life and quickly blots out the nasty.

— Barbara Woodhouse

It's always weird to eat something that is a pet elsewhere.

— Nick Kroll