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Just sprinkle a little lime to neutralize the acid.

— Tom DeLay

Take life with a pinch of salt A shot of tequila and a wedge of lime Do nothing at all But take your time

— John Walter Bratton

Take life with a grain of salt... a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.

— Ritu Ghatourey

Drink it up, drink-drink it up.

— Far East Movement

When life gives you lemons, take a shot of tequila

— Anonymous

When you get given lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch as the world wonders how you did it...

— Grace Davies

If you have a lemon; make lemonade.

— Anonymous

If life throws you lemons,bring out the TEQUILA!!!

— Punkinhead Abhishek

When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.

— Sanjaya Malakar

When life gives you lemons I say fuck lemonade. Take it with a shot of tequila.

— Anonymous

Tequila is like acid in a glass.

— Greg Proops

If you ever see me drinking a Bud Lite Lime, I have been kidnapped and am trying to signal you.

— Anonymous