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“I told myself that it took forty-two facial muscles to frown and only four to stretch out my arm and bitch-slap the witch.”

— Kathy Lette

“You can have all the cupcakes you want.”

— Maya Banks

“As they say, 'It's all downhill from cupcakes.”

— Ryan North

“You are bad and mean and I'm going to spit on your cupcakes.”

— Sarra Manning

“By contrast, my method of eating a cupcake was quite straightforward - step one: gobble it down one large bite at a time until…

— Meg Donohue

“Your personal history of pain, by the time you reached the age of forty, was supposedto have been folded thoroughly into the batter of…

— Meg Wolitzer

“Maybe if everyone baked more cupcakes, the world would be a happier place.”

— Coco Simon

“Because. Cupcakes make everything a little better. Except for type 2 diabetes, I guess.”

— Eva Woods

“I had to make room for the cupcakes”

— G.i.r

“When in doubt, eat a cupcake!”

— Anna Bridgeman

“Her mouth contorted, and the wrinkles around her lips were like the dunes of a frosted cupcake. And I just wanted to lick her…

— Jarod Kintz

“I scowled and stabbed begrudginly at the stack before scooping up a bite with my fork, but it toppled over and plopped into my…

— Courtney Allison Moulton