Dark Quote by Sarah Millican

I only started driving lessons because of comedy - before that, there's be no need. There was a bus from where I lived to…

— Sarah Millican

I try to cover three food groups at breakfast. I see that as a licence to eat rubbish for the rest of the day.…

— Sarah Millican

People always say that you shouldn't read reviews at all, or if you do then believe both the good and the bad ones. I…

— Sarah Millican

My sister tells people that we're all funny in our family, but I'm the only one who gets paid for it.

— Sarah Millican

The way it works in my family is as follows: they first loosen their grip at 16 when you are encouraged to get a…

— Sarah Millican

You can't nap with just anyone. It's weird. I can honestly say I've only napped with six people.

— Sarah Millican

It's not enough for something to be popular; it has to be good.

— Sarah Millican

I'm always a bit late, but I don't mind that, because it means that whoever I'm meeting is already there.

— Sarah Millican

I think life is full of moments. And it's important to remember those moments. Take a mental snapshot if you can. For me, they…

— Sarah Millican

I don't have a telly in my bedroom. I think the bedroom should be saved for more appropriate things, like sleeping, eating biscuits, sorting…

— Sarah Millican

I am a comedian. You may or may not find me funny, but the fact remains, that I am a comedian.

— Sarah Millican

One thing Aussie telly does well is slightly different versions of programmes we've made. The trailers for 'Celebrity Splash' prove they don't just pick…

— Sarah Millican