Constipated Quote by Sanjo Jendayi

“So many people today are emotionally constipated. Let that ”

— Sanjo Jendayi

“You have severe mental constipation.”

— Tahereh Mafi

“I’m so constipated that every time I go to shit, the only thing that comes out is political rhetoric.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I’m not stuck up. I’m constipated.
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— Jarod Kintz

“In retrospect I can only call it a party in passing. If I can be completely frank, I’ve had crazier bowel movements.”

— Corey Taylor

“Of course I would fall for Captain Emotionally Constipated. I could train a rock to hold more affection for me.”

— K.M. Shea

“One of the few times in a man's life when he is not full of shit!! The morning of a colonoscopy. Enough said!”

— Jim Lawrence

“Like the holes in a strainer, Let emotions that come at you ... pass right through. Do not hold on to them, This you…

— Erik Medhus

“Emotionally, at least, people can't live by taking in each other's washing.”

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

“My stomach hurts, but if it's guilt or impacted stool, I can't tell. Either way, I'm so full of shit.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

“Life is nothin but poop, so eat lots of beans.... And prunes”

— Anonymous

“I have cried over myself a hundred times this summer, she thought, I have wept over my big feet and my skinny legs and…

— Betsy Byars