Alms Quote by Samuel Taylor Coleridge

“Fellows of colleges do not always find money matters easy to understand: if they did, they would probably not have been the sort of…

— C.S. Lewis

As Littlewood said to me once [of the ancient Greeks], they are not clever school boys or "scholarship candidates," but "Fellows of another college."

— Anonymous

I was an academic and I lost my assignment at Harvard. Meanwhile, [David Petraeus] gets invited to Harvard to become a fellow.

— Paula Broadwell

“was invited by Trinity College, Cambridge, to become a lecturer, but not a Fellow. The difference is not pecuniary; it is that a Fellow…

— Bertrand Russell

The use of a university is to make young gentlemen as unlike their fathers as possible.

— Woodrow Wilson

Harvard introduced the now famous ad hoc system whereby a group of experts in the field of the faculty member to be promoted are…

— Henry Rosovsky

We all know that the real reason universities have students is in order to educate the professors.

— John Archibald Wheeler

I didn't finish college, which is really weird because they awarded me the Alumni of Distinction recently.

— Joely Fisher

Think of the phrase 'dining institution' as a badge of honour. One that is earned after many years, and many more hearts won.

— Melissa Leong

You will hear more good things on the outside of a stagecoach from London to Oxford than if you were to pass a twelve-month…

— William Hazlitt

College professors used to be badly paid and worth it. Colleges used to be modest institutions; they should go back to being modest institutions.

— P. J. O'Rourke

You will hear more good things on the outside of a stagecoach from London to Oxford than if you were to pass a twelvemonth…

— William Hazlitt