"Many trees could be saved if the government……" — Sam Ewing
"Many trees could be saved if the government stopped printing tax forms."
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50 Quotes by Sam Ewing
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Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands - and the rest of the year on the financial rocks.
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Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.
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It's not the hours you put in your work that counts, it's the work you put in the hours.
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Life begins as a quest of the child for the man, and ends as a journey by the man to…
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A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a…
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An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.
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Nobody's too fat - they're just too short.
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If you lend someone 20 dollars and never see that person again, it's probably worth it.
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When a husband says, "I run things in my home" he may mean the washing machine, the dishwasher and the…
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In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.
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"Tell me, doctor, " said the patient, "when I stand on my head, the blood rushes to it. Why doesn't…
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Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.
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It is my contention that civil disobediences are nothing but the latest form of voluntary association, and that they are…
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The worst form of inequality is to try to make unequal things equal.
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Men create gods after their own image, not only with regard to their form but with regard to their mode…
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To run away from trouble is a form of cowardice and, while it is true that the suicide braves death,…
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A sense is what has the power of receiving into itself the sensible forms of things without the matter, in…
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Different men seek after happiness in different ways and by different means, and so make for themselves different modes of…
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Stopping leaks is a new form of censorship.
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There are some forms of religion that are bad, just as there's bad cooking or bad art or bad sex,…
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When we speak the word 'life,' it must be understood we are not referring to life as we know it…
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Once upon a time, novelists of the 19th century, such as Charles Dickens, published in serial form.
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Communications technology changes possibilities for communication, but that doesn't mean it changes the inherited structure of the brain. So you…
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I don't think the relationship between novels and realities are one to one. Of course novels play different roles. It's…
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