"I try to figure my adjusted gross income,……" — Sam Ewing
"I try to figure my adjusted gross income, but no matter how I figure it, it's still gross."
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50 Quotes by Sam Ewing
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Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands - and the rest of the year on the financial rocks.
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Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.
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It's not the hours you put in your work that counts, it's the work you put in the hours.
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Life begins as a quest of the child for the man, and ends as a journey by the man to…
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A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a…
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An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.
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Nobody's too fat - they're just too short.
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If you lend someone 20 dollars and never see that person again, it's probably worth it.
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When a husband says, "I run things in my home" he may mean the washing machine, the dishwasher and the…
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In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.
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"Tell me, doctor, " said the patient, "when I stand on my head, the blood rushes to it. Why doesn't…
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Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.
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There are signs that the age of petroleum has passed its zenith. Adjusted for inflation, a barrel of crude oil…
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Supporters of this fundamental change in immigration policy say we need to import more well-educated talent if we're to stay…
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Jesus did not die on the cross just so we could live comfortable, well adjusted lives. His purpose is far…
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And the trouble with me is that my ego just can't accept a loss. I suppose that if I were…
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Has there ever been an age so rife with neurotic sensibility, with that state of near shudders, or near hysteria,…
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There's something in us that is very much attracted to madness. Everyone who looks off the edge of a tall…
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Instead of adjusting students to docile membership in whatever group they happen to be placed, we should equip them to…
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Soup simmering, music of idle gossip, yammering kids, domestic chaos - long adjusted to this rolling scene, you show them…
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Our model of Nature should not be like a building-a handsome structure for the populace to admire, until in the…
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The most difficult struggle of all is the one within ourselves. Let us not get accustomed and adjusted to these…
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