"On the first day God created the dog.……" — Sadie
"On the first day God created the dog. God said, Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years. The dog said, That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give you back the other ten. So God agreed."
— Sadie
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