"If I could rap, that would be a……" — Ryan Stiles
"If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian."
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23 Quotes by Ryan Stiles
Ryan Stiles has 23 quotes on this site.
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We're expecting a lot of rain in the state of Oregon, so let's just get rid of Oregon.
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If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me.
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If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!
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When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda.
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I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of…
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If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife.
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I'm convinced to do improv. All you have to do is listen to what people are saying to you, and…
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I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.
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What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling…
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Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.
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I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around.
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The sky, the sky beyond the door is bluuuuuuue!
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More Caucasian Quotes
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one of 33 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Until the dead are buried they change somewhat in appearance each day. The color change in Caucasian races is from…
— Ernest Hemingway
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I'm really not that weird. I'm a combination of a lot of different things. Maybe it's just easier to make…
— Devon Aoki
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Silly Caucasian girl likes to play with Samurai swords.
— Lucy Liu
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We're in crisis mode as black actresses. It's not only in the sheer number of roles that are offered and that…
— Viola Davis
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I’ve spent too many years explaining who and what I am repeatedly, so as of this moment I officially secede…
— Drew Hayden Taylor
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Now every girl is expected to have Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin…
— Tina Fey
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Governments would rather spend their money on another bomber than education, and why do we fear black men when every…
— Jeremy Clarkson
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Only the scenario writers are exempt. These are tied between the tails of two spirited Caucasian ponies, which are then…
— S. J. Perelman
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Turkey is a European country, an Asian country, a Middle Eastern country, Balkan country, Caucasian country, neighbor to Africa, Black…
— Ahmet Davutoglu
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RUSSIAN, n. A person with a Caucasian body and a Mongolian soul. A Tartar Emetic.
— Ambrose Bierce
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I grew up in a predominantly Caucasian neighborhood, but my mom is Filipino-Spanish and my dad is Irish.
— Shay Mitchell
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Mitt Romney is doing what he can. He's trying very hard. He wants to unite America, the rich with the…
— David Letterman
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