Quote by Ryan Sprague

“...they're weak, petty, so apathetic about this gift of life as if it were all a mere Pepsi commercial.”

— Marisha Pessl

“That was the best ice-cream soda I ever tasted. (Last words.)”

— Lou Costello

“Pepsi. A refreshing drink. A soft tone playing when you wake up, but then it is gone and you don’t know if you dreamed…

— Joseph Fink

“It's Coke, my man. You really think I'm going to let you pour any more alcohol into your body tonight?”

— Jason Jack Miller

“It tasted off, if it was possible for Coke to take off.”

— Matt Blake

“Her right hand held a bottle of Pepsi that she'd clogged with peanuts and called a late lunch.”

— Daniel Woodrell

“The god's chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!”

— Rick Riordan

“Having switched from beer to Jack and coke an hour ago, the night will probably end in disaster.”

— Mandi Beck

“I need to condense my adrenaline, carbonate it, sweeten it, and sell it as an energy drink.”

— Jarod Kintz

“If someone were crushed to death trying to get a frosty can of Diet Coke, it wouldn't be my fault. I'd tried to raise…

— Eileen Cook

“You don’t want blood leaking out all over your Coke cans.   48.”

— Joleene Naylor

“They watched the rain and downed their Cokes like a pair of diabetics in a suicide pact.”

— Paco Ignacio Taibo II