Humor Quote by Russ Gregory

“What’s the halfway point on a burrito called? Sadness.”

— Jarod Kintz

“It is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.”

— Winston S. Churchill

“I am the burrito wrapped up in a blanket. Eat my warmth.
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— Jarod Kintz

“I am in love with this burrito. I would marry it if I didn’t want to eat it so badly.” “The tragedy of true…

— Cora Carmack

“What we have here is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.”

— Anonymous

“Empty packets of hot sauce remind me of the love I used to have for her. Now all I’m left with is this yummy…

— Jarod Kintz

“Unease squirmed in my gut like a pile of worms in an occupied coffin.”

— A.J. Rose

“I thought I was eating a candy bar, but it turned out to be a yummy burrito. I was both disappointed and appointed at…

— Jarod Kintz

“My philosophy on life: On a burrito, the cheese goes underneath the sour cream. Otherwise, how will it melt?”

— Jarod Kintz

“…I’ve come to realize that the only truths that matter to me are the ones I don’t, and can’t, understand. What’s mysterious, ambiguous, inexplicable.…

— Donna Tartt

“Cooking is not a mystery.”

— Edward Espe Brown

“That was the strange thing, that one did not know where one was going, or what one wanted, and followed blindly, suffering so much…

— Virginia Woolf