Quote by Rudyard Kipling

“His undies had ridden up into the crack of his narrow ass, of which I was treated to a full view of as he…

— Lili St. Crow

“Stud,” D repeated, growly and low. Jack snorted. “You got a better word for a guy who’s swept my chimney five times in one…

— Jane Seville

“You own me,” he said, water sputtering against his lips as his head bobbed at the surface. “You have lock and key, deed to…

— Rachael Wade

“You’re really not fit to be allowed out on your own, are you?’ ‘So, what’s the damage?’ ‘How do you want it? From head…

— Jodi Taylor

“I’m all right now,” I said, “but leave me alone. I’m going down to the river to bathe.” I took seven steps, and then…

— Roger Zelazny

“Well?” “Well, what?” I waved a hand at the room. “Start genuflecting. Let’s see some knee action.” “You’re serious.” I lifted my brows. He…

— Chloe Neill

“I found myself teetering on the edge of Uh-oh , and looking straight down the barrel of Oh, shit. ”

— Beth Harbison

“Finally, I found what seemed at the time to be a lid of some sort. Presuming it was a toilet seat (but not really…

— Dave Mustaine

“Fortunately, by the time I'd gotten to the stairs I had finished gasping and stepping on dead people, so I was pretty prepared for…

— April White

“I turned my attention back to the tal, handsome footman who was waiting patiently for me to take his hand and descend out of…

— Alyxandra Harvey

“You, Mackenzie Bishop,” he says as we hit the landing, “have been a very bad girl.” “How so?” He rounds the banister at the…

— Victoria Schwab

“The walk felt long, but I kept telling my lungs to shut up, that they were strong, that they could do this. I could…

— John Green