Buckingham palace Quote by Ronnie Corbett

I cleaned many a toilet.

— Shaggy

In public toilets you don't have to touch anything. A machine gives loo roll and makes birdie noises so you can't hear the person…

— Kelly Osbourne

I will go to the Opening of Anything, including a Toilet Seat

— Andy Warhol

Using a public bathroom is an incredibly embarrassing experience. I enter the stall but can't reach the lock on the door.

— Sinead Burke

I loved being in Trainspotting and having to dive into the filthiest toilet in Scotland.

— Ewan McGregor

“I hadn't realized how supremely shit-housed I was until we stumbled into our room at the Embassy Suites. You ever been so drunk you…

— Tucker Max

That awkward moment when you are at someone else's house and the toilet won't flush :P :P

— Komal

It is never okay to use the toilet with the door open... I never want to know what comes out of there because sometimes…

— Carlos Mencia

Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!

— Tommy Cooper

I've cleaned toilets, and if I have to go and clean toilets again it doesn't worry me. I cleaned toilets in Southend, in Torquay…

— Lee Evans

I flew back just in time to pick up a toilet seat for my girlfriend. It didn't go over that well. I thought, 'It's…

— Ben Affleck

If you stay in a house and you go to the bathroom and there is no toilet paper, you can always slide down the…

— Paul Merton