Cement Quote by Ronnie Corbett

Vans are the vehicles of murderers. Serial Killers. Rapists. Thieves. Nothing good ever happens in a van. Police should be allowed to arrest van…

— Shalom Auslander

“Some people are physically trapped behind metal bars while others are prisoners within their own closed minds...”

— Ramona Matta

I got a ticket today for a missing hubcap. The policeman told me my nuts were showing!

— S Tabor

I was a really bad taxi driver. I only collided twice but it was one time too much.

— Jo Nesbo

What police officer would dare ticket Death's minivan?

— Augusten Burroughs

A traffic jam is a collision between free enterprise and socialism. Free enterprise produces automobiles faster than socialism can build roads and road capacity.

— Andrew Joseph Galambos

... that's one of the cool things about going to local bars: seeing what people are doing and jamming with them. I'm a huge…

— Slash

“A truck probably constitutes the most important piece of equipment in the serial killer's toolkit here in the U.S. It's a modus operandi and…

— Kevin Dutton

My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart…

— Jeff Foxworthy

Prison is like high school with knives.

— Raegan Butcher

The sexual tension bus drivers have, as they pass another bus driver.

— Amber Rose Whitaker

“People are afraid to merge on freeways in Los Angeles.”

— Bret Easton Ellis