Funny facebook status Quote by Ronald Murray Download Open image “Better out then in, I always say! until you shit yourself!” — Ronald Murray ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status Life People
When a friend asks, do you have a bathroom? Me, no we shit in the yard!!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Did you just tell that man you went potty on yourself?" "You. Shut. Up,"I hissed back furiously and chucked the scrubs at his head.… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
“I can shit anywhere, at any time. It’s one of my finer qualities. Some might say my finest.” — Justin Halpern Copy Share Image
Yeah I think that I'm the shit all the time and if you don't then do you, that's some shit you gotta get off… — Trey Songz Copy Share Image
“When you decide it's time to up the ante on getting into deep shit, you don't mess around, do you? You're just like, hey,… — Seanan McGuire Copy Share Image
“You can shit in one hand and wish in another and see which one gets full faster. Or... you can just take my word… — C.V. Hunt Copy Share Image
Being single is like the first peice of bread out the bread packet, no one wants you. — Ronald Murray Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
