Christmas eve Quote by Ron Shelton
““Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hangin' curveball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent over-rated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.””
About This Quote
A quirky list of personal beliefs ranging from the sacred to the absurd, reflecting eclectic tastes and humor.
In simple terms: Random personal beliefs listed humorously.
Key Takeaway
Embrace individuality and humor in convictions.
Themes
beliefs
humor
individuality
Mood
playful
irreverent
Type
humorous
personal
When to use this quote
- conversation starters
- creative writing
- social media
Key Concepts
cultural references
personal quirks
Questions to Reflect On
- Which belief defines you most?
- How do you handle contradictory beliefs?
A Different Perspective
Beliefs may conflict with others’ values.
