Christmas Quote by Joe R. Lansdale

“It always is Christmas Eve, in a ghost story.”

— Jerome K. Jerome

“Night was like Christmas. There wasn't nearly enough of it to go around, especially in June.”

— Courtney C. Stevens

“Christmas came three days ago.”

— Judith McNaught

“Zombies were probably munching on my friends and family as we speak and I was contemplating orgasms in the apocalypse. But it couldn’t be…

— Gillian Zane

“It was the night before Christmas.”

— John Green

“Finally they had started shooting zombies. That was much better.”

— Rhiannon Frater

“He had done nothing on Christmas day, just wandered around outside in the frozen woods. Hard ground, chill winds and bare branches that looked…

— R.D. Ronald

“Christmastime was coming. I didn’t even know what that was. I was six years old, and had never had a Christmas.”

— Russell Vann

“We are already living in the zombie apocalypse, and no one notices.”

— Kenneth G. Ortiz

“Say who with the what now? Well, Merry Christmas and Ho Ho Holy Crap. Just what the hell have I been yammering on about?”

— Qwen Salsbury

“I hope Christmas was bearable over there. How long we anticipate it and how quickly it passes.”

— Hazel Gaynor

“Whatever happens, we always have holidays.”

— To Kill a Dragon