Comic Quote by Roisin Conaty

Of course you can't go wrong with Daniel Kitson.

— Alex Horne

Tim Minchin and Daniel Kitson are the two people that when I see them, I think I could never be that funny or that…

— Richard Herring

You had me at fruit pies

— Bobby Hill

I stay away from pies, cakes and things like that.

— John Havlicek

“Stojąc między psem i bogiem, ku któremu człowiek obróci twarz?”

— Jacek Dukaj

We resort, frankly, to pies, which is a comedy staple that's gone back, I guess, to since the first pie was ever baked.

— Johnny Carson

“The sweet smell of baking crust rolled under her nose from the Four-and-Twenty Blackbird Pie Shop, though Cedar knew for a fact that the…

— Shannon Hale

I try not to buy pork pies but sometimes I fail.

— Sara Cox

I will normally eat about seven or eight mince pies in one sitting. Sometimes, I can get to double figures. My friends, and probably…

— Tamsin Egerton

I don't want to spend my life not having good food going into my pie hole. That hole was made for pies.

— Paula Deen

“Selling cakes and pies to raise money for research into cancer or any other health related issue, is like selling meat at a campaign…

— Mango Wodzak

“Just because there are lots of them doesn't mean that it isn't a privilege to live in a time when you can buy them…

— Lionel Shriver