Christmas Quote by Rod Serling

I was a Christmas present that was delivered unwrapped.

— Rod Serling

I was born with the gift.

— Joe Namath

I set a personal record on Christmas. I got my shopping done three weeks ahead of time. I had all the presents back at…

— Demetri Martin

“There must always be a secret to be unwrapped at Christmas—that’s the rule”

— john j geddes

I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it.…

— Demetri Martin

Every moment a gift: are you unwrapping yours now, and now, and now?

— Byron Katie

It was my husband who had to open all the baby shower gifts which were haunting me in their candy-colored gift wrap - thank…

— Faith Salie

“Don't expect gifts on your birthday, because when you were born you already received the greatest gift, existence!”

— Mehmet Murat ildan

Having a birthday around the holidays was never easy and, with every successive year, it felt more and more as if celebrating my birthday…

— Chelsea Manning

I love to think that the day you're born, you're given the world as a birthday present.

— Leo Buscaglia

The one thing I remember about Christmas was that my father used to take me out in a boat about ten miles offshore on…

— John Cleese

Last christmas my sister, Geri, gave me a lovely Cloth calendar. It only took me 5 hours to sew in a Doctor's appointment...

— Robert Paul