Quote by Robin Sloan

“Red ants that had a sour farty smell when they were squashed.”

— Arundhati Roy

“It smells odd,” Fermín remarked. “Like a rancid fart, from a councilman or a lawyer.”

— Carlos Ruiz Zafón

“Bug?” Jenks shouted, incensed. “You sack of sweat stink. I’ve got farts that smell sweeter than you. Think you’re better than me? Poop ice…

— Kim Harrison

“That night Flora wanted to eat watermelon.”

— Dorit Rabinyan

“I'm going to grab hold of this night and crack it open, eat the fruit right out of the middle, and throw away the…

— Tim Tharp

“A root vegetable went missing. Maybe it will turnip in my next bad pun.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I could smell the food fill up my hunger before the order was even placed.”

— Phindiwe Nkosi

“The enticing odor of French onion soup, only implied in her room, rose full force from the stove and embraced her in a warm…

— Libby Heily

“The ruggers followed me all the way to the cafeteria. I felt like the Pied Piper, except that the rats probably weren't offering to…

— Justine Larbalestier

“We usually got up at five o’clock. For breakfast, we ate Chinese cabbage that we grew in our garden. It was boiled in water…

— Masaji Ishikawa

“Why was he smiling? Oh crap, I had drooled on him. Or maybe farted? Please, anything but a fart!”

— Katie Thayne

“Did God really tell you that you mustn't eat this delicious fruit of the trees here in your garden?" This approach was a masterpiece…

— Dr. Henry Morris