Able Quote by Robert Harris

I've learned to have absolutely no regrets about any jokes I've ever done.

— Joan Rivers

Rather than regret for what I have written, I feel regret for what I shall never be able to read.

— Antonio Tabucchi

“I imagined myself on my deathbed, and I could hear my biggest regret: I never even tried to be a writer.”

— Helene Wecker

“Words could betray you if you chose the wrong ones, or mean less if you used too many. Jokes could be grandly miscalculated, or…

— Robyn Schneider

Never regret what you don't write.

— Abraham Lincoln

My memoirs are full of humor, I had to change jokes because it was a little too dark.

— Marina Abramovic

I've learned to have absolutely no regrets about any jokes I've ever done. You can tune me out, you can click me off, it's…

— Joan Rivers

“Regret is an appalling waste of energy, and no one who intends to be a writer can afford to indulge in it.”

— Katherine Mansfield

I don't have any writers. I never get a laugh with somebody else's jokes. I can't do it justice.

— Michael McIntyre

I loved the idea that I could write a joke and someone else would have to take the risk of performing it.

— Judd Apatow

My biggest regret is that I don't really have time to read.

— Stan Lee

I was really gifted at being able to construct a joke, but it's like they weren't even memorable, my first jokes, because they were…

— Wanda Sykes