Computers Quote by Robert Brockway Download Open image ““A roster,for example, is a lovely machine - who doesn't love its warm, crispy ejaculations?”” — Robert Brockway ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Computers Humor
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“Plus, if a vat-grown pig contracts heavy metal poisoning, suffers catastrophic cell decay, or has an embolism during the return trip, who gives a… — Robert Brockway Copy Share Image
“Also unfortunately, Congress is far too busy asking if baseball players are really as strong as they seem and trying to choke bankers with… — Robert Brockway Copy Share Image
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Issac:"I dislike living in a world without Augustus Waters." Computer: "I don't understand-" Issac: "Me neither. Pause — John Green Copy Share Image
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Computers can be taught that certain tune or certain chords changes will sound pleasant together, but I don't think it's going to reach a… — Bonobo Copy Share Image