"Streets flooded. Please advise." — Robert Benchley

Streets flooded. Please advise. - Robert Benchley

"Streets flooded. Please advise."

— Robert Benchley

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87 Quotes by Robert Benchley

Robert Benchley has 87 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before…
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the…
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.
Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?
The freelance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.
Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed be doing at that moment.
Even nowadays a man can't step up and kill a woman without feeling just a bit unchivalrous.
I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry.

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More Advise Quotes

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When you advise any person you should be guided by the fear of God. — Abu Bakr
Presidents have the right to nominate their own cabinet secretaries. But their nominees don't have a right to confirmation. Senators… — Gary Bauer
It is a light thing for whoever keeps his foot outside trouble to advise and counsel him that suffers. — Aeschylus
I hardly expected the grand jury to sustain me, after they saw everything different from what it had been while… — Nellie Bly
I advise you to say your dream is possible and then overcome all inconveniences, ignore all the hassles and take… — Les Brown
Just really, really believe in what you're trying to do. Don't let people alter that. Let people advise you and… — Luke Bryan
I'm taking a vow not to advise. — Barbara Bush
To advise is not to compel. — Anton Chekhov
I would advise you to keep your overhead down; avoid a major drug habit; play everyday, and take it front… — James Taylor
Advise for anybody - enjoy what you are doing, enjoy the process of learning and don't be impatient. — Robin Cousins
Where there is only a choice between cowardice and violence, I would advise violence. — Mahatma Gandhi
But if you'll prosper, mark what I advise, Whom age, and long experience render wise. — Alexander Pope

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